A picture paints a thousand words. But they’re all poorly written.
Can we all admit that we have misunderstood the present perfect tense?
I am solely responsible for the content of this site. But mostly irresponsible otherwise.
I’ll bet if you applied yourself, you could really be something, you know. A lawyer even.
There’s no substitute for hard work. Unless you’re really bad at work.
Let’s just be friends. Friends who don’t talk and are really awkward around one another.
If we all put our heads together we’ll surely achieve something truly mediocre.
If you gave me a nickel for every time I heard that one, I’d kindly ask you to stop giving me nickels.
I have a sunny disposition—if you’re referring to the part of the sun with all the violent explosions.
Nobody likes a smart Alec. And yet Billy was the one I could never stand.
Thank you for moving this tile. It was really clashing with the ones around it.
If you’re viewing this on Internet Explorer, why?
Your nephew is real smart with computers. You should ask him what he thinks.
There might be a prize underneath one of these tiles.
Happy birthday. If it isn’t your birthday, come back when it is, and you’ll really be blown away.
When are you going to move out West?
Sometimes I think this whole world is just a figment of my imagination. How does it feel to not be real?
If this Inter-net thing takes off, I should consider getting myself a Web site page.
There are two types of people in this world. Those who over-simplify things and those who don’t.
You’re not fat, you’re just big boned. And your bones tend to jiggle when you run.