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Collin Bennion is an award-winning copywriter with several years of experience writing for print, web, television, and radio. Maybe you need a clever headline or copy for an extensive brochure. What’s that you ask? A picture made entirely of nonsense words? No problem. What about a self-congratulatory block of copy written in third person? Whatever it is, Collin is up for the task.

On the other hand, though, there are several tasks Collin isn’t up for. These include writing clichés, bad puns, bathing the elderly, tormenting small children, watching sitcoms with laugh tracks, and posting bail for Kevin Costner —never again, Kevin. Never again.